British
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (Wintermelon Tea is the friggin best!)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (I do use bugger occasionally.)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (What are chavs?)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. (Is it Barbeque?)
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (A what?)
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (I avoid meatballs)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (I'm ASIAN!)
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (5 foot exactly!)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (I love Italian food.)
[ ] You talk with your hands. (Don't Cajun people do that too?)
Total: 3
Spanish
[X] You say member instead of Remember. (OH HECK YES! I CAN'T NOT SAY REMEMBER OR SOMETHING! I say somthin' and 'member. My Indian friend laughs at me for that all the time. I'm the Texas-accented asian.)
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (O,o?)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. (Puta? Like Puta bread?)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally. (I'm slow.)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha. (Eh?)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Um...I was raised in H-town...)
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from
Ireland.
[x] You have hair. (....)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. (If its got a nice beat and rhythm yeah.)
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (I learned how at this camp as well as bow and arrows.)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (I SWEAR I had normally looking eyes which are bigger than most asians. But then I had eye surgery and now my eyes are scared of the light and shrunk.)
[x] You like rice a lot. (I can't live without rice.)
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Wth is a Baulko?)
Total: 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You it when stupid people call you a . (What?)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2. (Har har har)
Total: 2
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (Eh?)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion. (I really do not care what other people do with their babies lives before they are born. Hey, if that's what makes them happy, go for it.)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
(I just have to say absolute wow on some of these....rather biased....how about extremely biased?)
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